Excuse Me While I Solve Everything

Excuse Me While I Solve Everything: Funny Journal for Office Shenanigans and Sarcastic Souls

Some people start drama. You solve it.
If you’re the one everyone runs to when things go sideways, this journal was made for you.

Inside, you’re welcomed to your very own “Problem-Solving Headquarters”—a safe space for brilliant ideas, endless to-do lists, and those occasional rants about how you’re somehow fixing everyone else’s mess… again. It may not be in your job description, but let’s be honest, you’re rocking it like the office hero you are.

Use these pages however you like:

• Draft your next big idea or process overhaul.

• Capture tasks that definitely should have been delegated.

• Keep running lists, meeting notes, and “are you serious right now?” reminders.

• Or simply vent about how you’re the only adult in the room.

Because if there’s one thing we know for sure, it’s this: the world would fall apart without you.

Inside you’ll find:

• 111 lined pages for notes, lists, plans, and petty—but loving—commentary.

• Compact 6×9 size that slips easily into your work bag, backpack, or laptop sleeve.

• Clean, flexible interior that works as a planner, notebook, brain dump journal, or stress-relief sidekick.

Perfect for:

• Office superheroes, team leads, admins, and managers.

• Overachievers who keep everything (and everyone) running.

• Funny, affordable gifts for coworkers, bosses, and friends who “do it all.”

Grab your favorite pen, channel your inner genius, and make this your go-to log for organizing the chaos, laughing at it, and staying just sarcastic enough to survive another day.

You’re not just solving problems—you’re keeping the whole show together. This journal just makes it a little more fun.